1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:07,250 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:09,730 you may not be right for some. 3 00:00:10,050 --> 00:00:13,550 A man is born, he's a man of means. 4 00:00:13,770 --> 00:00:19,230 Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. But they got different 5 00:00:19,230 --> 00:00:25,050 strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the 6 00:00:26,850 --> 00:00:29,570 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 7 00:00:30,650 --> 00:00:33,030 Everybody finds a way to shine. 8 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:39,470 It don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? Don't have theirs. You'll have 9 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:40,930 yours and I'll have mine. 10 00:00:41,590 --> 00:00:43,730 And together we'll be fine. 11 00:00:43,990 --> 00:00:50,830 Different strokes to move the world. Different strokes to move the world. 12 00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:03,350 Rise and shine. 13 00:01:03,590 --> 00:01:05,770 Better not let women see you say the word shine. 14 00:01:06,450 --> 00:01:08,310 Back in Harlem, that's fighting talk. 15 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:12,290 After he beats me up, I'll get you to explain it to me. 16 00:01:14,230 --> 00:01:15,930 Why are you still in bed, Arnold? 17 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,210 I'm studying. 18 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:20,770 Superman is studying? 19 00:01:20,970 --> 00:01:22,730 I'm too young for Wonder Woman. 20 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:29,870 You're also too young to skip breakfast. 21 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,990 Hey, is there something the matter with the food around here? Yeah. There's too 22 00:01:32,990 --> 00:01:34,530 much of it and not enough of me. 23 00:01:35,270 --> 00:01:37,250 Mrs. Garrett feeds me too much. 24 00:01:37,830 --> 00:01:39,310 Well, you want to grow up, don't you, Arnold? 25 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:41,390 Yeah. Up, not out. 26 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:48,610 Uh, have you discussed this with Mrs. Garrett? 27 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:52,730 I can't. Every time I open my mouth, she shoves food in it. 28 00:01:54,630 --> 00:01:58,270 I guess she must think you're an awful lot bigger on the inside than you look 29 00:01:58,270 --> 00:01:59,270 be on the outside. 30 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:03,360 said anything to her, she wouldn't like me no more. 31 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,160 Oh, not true. 32 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,820 She'd respect your honesty. 33 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:11,920 Besides, it's not a good idea to keep problems bottled up inside of you. 34 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:15,000 If something's bothering you, speak up. 35 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,920 You mean let it all hang out. 36 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:18,260 Right. 37 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:19,680 Except this. 38 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,100 Pudgy. 39 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,630 Not an Eskimo, Willis. Stop. harpooning your pancakes. 40 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,890 You got it if you want any food when she's at the table. 41 00:02:39,030 --> 00:02:40,550 What was my pancake? 42 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:43,010 What do I have to do around here? Monogram my food? 43 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:46,230 Just leave some, that's all. 44 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:51,370 All right, Willis. It's not polite to talk with somebody else's food in your 45 00:02:51,370 --> 00:02:52,370 mouth. 46 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:54,930 Here we are. Good morning, Mrs. Garrett. 47 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,890 Oh, good morning, my dear. 48 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,780 You mean sleepy and ugly. 49 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,900 I owe you an insult. 50 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:10,800 Mrs. Garrett, Arnold has something that he wants to get off his chest. 51 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,100 What chest? 52 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:16,540 This is a pimple on the front of his backbone. 53 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,760 What do you mean pimple? This is a chest. 54 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,780 Gentlemen, gentlemen, could we please have a permanent five -minute truce? 55 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,280 Thank you. 56 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,219 and was solved. 57 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:20,839 See, with discussion comes understanding. 58 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:24,160 Now, in this household, I want everybody to say what's on their mind. 59 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:30,460 Well, Daddy, in that case, well, let's, oh, we should do something about that 60 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:31,840 bathroom. Like what? 61 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,200 Like not leaving the seat up. Oh, Daddy. 62 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,120 of the 73 -year -old jet -setters is in town. 63 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:24,860 Grandpa's here. Oh, Daddy, that's terrific. Yeah, terrific. 64 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:26,340 And she's only staying one night. 65 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:31,040 Oh, I didn't mean that the way it sounded. She actually, she's a wonderful 66 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:35,220 mother. You guys are just gonna love my grandma. She brings the neatest 67 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:36,220 presents. 68 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,940 I don't know her, but I'm beginning to like her. 69 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:43,160 I don't like taking presents from strangers. 70 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,020 Of course I'm easy to get to know. 71 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,380 I'm afraid she's rather fussy. 72 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:52,750 You know, she brings her own dust, just so she'll have something to complain 73 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:57,110 about. Well, she won't find anything to complain about in this house. I have 74 00:05:57,110 --> 00:06:00,630 vacuumed those poor rugs so many times they roll up when they see me coming. 75 00:06:03,790 --> 00:06:06,290 Kimberly, why don't you go upstairs and straighten up your room for Grandma? 76 00:06:06,630 --> 00:06:07,930 Okay, Daddy. You too, boys. 77 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,550 And listen, when you're finished, don't forget to wash up. Okay. 78 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:17,050 You know something, Arnold? I think Mr. Drummond's a clean freak. 79 00:06:35,050 --> 00:06:37,150 There are two things that I've neglected to tell her about the boys. 80 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:38,390 What two things? 81 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:40,170 One, that they're here, and two, that they're black. 82 00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:43,130 Do you think that'll upset her? 83 00:06:43,690 --> 00:06:47,330 Well, on a scale of one to ten, I would think her reaction would be about 14. 84 00:06:48,990 --> 00:06:50,390 I better send for the limousine. 85 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:53,570 Mother gets very impatient if she's kept waiting. 86 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:56,430 I was born three days late. She didn't speak to me for a year. 87 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:10,420 Give it to me, Grandma. 88 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:11,720 Oh, yes. 89 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,040 Last year. 90 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:16,540 How can you let her go around looking like last year's teenager? 91 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,220 Here are some new things for you in that brown bag, Kimberly. 92 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,120 Oh, well, thanks, Grandma. You're a doll. 93 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,620 Mother, the way you spoil her, I'm going to have to keep her in the 94 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:27,620 refrigerator. 95 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:30,880 I do hope you got me the right size. 96 00:08:31,140 --> 00:08:33,460 I've grown where nobody's expected me to. 97 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:39,299 Horrible child. She takes after my side of the family. 98 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:42,400 It's so good to see you, Mother. 99 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,220 Let's both sit down. All right. 100 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,320 There's something I want to tell you. 101 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,800 Oh? Yes. 102 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,640 There has been quite a big change in my life. 103 00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:56,600 I have two sons now. 104 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,410 Little devil you. 105 00:09:08,850 --> 00:09:11,350 You mean it's one of those modern arrangements? 106 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:13,610 No, no, not that either. Oh? 107 00:09:14,490 --> 00:09:17,810 You see, my two boys are... Yes? 108 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:26,030 Well, they're... Maybe you better just see them for yourself and make up your 109 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:27,030 own mind. 110 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:29,630 Arnold! Willis! 111 00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:31,870 You're just going to love them, Mother. 112 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:36,200 They're bright, delightful, full of fun. They're a wonderful... addition to our 113 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,200 family. 114 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,160 Mother, these are my two boys, Willis and Arnold. 115 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:55,020 bringing some coffee. Sure, Daddy. Oh, dear. 116 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:01,400 I think it must have been the reaction delayed from the trip. 117 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,080 I feel a little dizzy. 118 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,260 Maybe your girdle's too tight. 119 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:28,550 affluent ethnic. 120 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:33,210 Oh, we're not ethnics. We're Baptists. 121 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:39,170 My daddy was with the United Nations. 122 00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:40,950 Oh, that's marvelous. 123 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,250 A member of the diplomatic corps? 124 00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:45,950 No, a member of the janitor corps. 125 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:53,790 Mother, their mother was my late housekeeper, Mrs. Jackson. You remember 126 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,770 Yeah, I think I'm going to faint again. 127 00:11:56,230 --> 00:12:00,190 Oh. Oh, no, excuse me. I think it must be the jet lag. 128 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,030 Yeah, the jet lag. 129 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,130 Come on, Arnold. 130 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:05,690 Hang in there, Grandma. 131 00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:11,770 Here's some coffee. 132 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:15,650 Your servants enter without being summoned. Where's the bell? 133 00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:17,050 It fell off her neck. 134 00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,990 You're very informal here, Mother. 135 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,470 This is my housekeeper, Mrs. Garrett. 136 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,330 Once a week, I look in it and give it the reflection test. 137 00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:38,230 The reflection test? 138 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:43,090 Yes. If I start to look too good, I know it's tarnished. 139 00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:47,510 Well, I don't drink coffee, Mrs. Garrett. 140 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:50,790 I'll make you some tea. 141 00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:58,570 She's a wonderful human being. 142 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:14,590 B -R -A. 143 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:18,470 Well, we'll talk about your spelling later, dear. 144 00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:22,450 Right now, I have something very important to discuss with your father. 145 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,650 Okay, Grandma. And thanks again. 146 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:28,370 The stress is the end. It's going to make all my girlfriends just hate me. 147 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:32,690 Junior. 148 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:38,010 Now, about the boys. Yes, aren't they terrific? Mother, I want to take you to 149 00:13:38,010 --> 00:13:40,630 the Chez Antoine tonight. Oh, well, that's just fine. 150 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:49,020 It'll be the five of us. One big happy family. I'll go and tell them. 151 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,700 One big happy family. 152 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,940 I don't know. 153 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,800 How could you laugh after that lady feigning? 154 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:08,959 It's easy. 155 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,760 I just opened my mouth and out it comes. 156 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,460 What's the matter with you? 157 00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:17,390 Don't you know that lady fainted when she looked at us? 158 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:19,910 No, she didn't. She fainted when she looked at you. 159 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,790 She fainted because we're black. 160 00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:26,489 Oh, she did? 161 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,970 Well, it's nice to be noticed. 162 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:35,650 I guess you just don't understand that some people are prejudiced. 163 00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:42,590 Listen, boy, I've got a special treat for you tonight. Your mother's leaving 164 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,590 town. 165 00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:49,230 No, we're all going to have dinner in one of the best restaurants in New York. 166 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,370 We're going to have caviar. 167 00:14:51,070 --> 00:14:52,310 Oh, boy! 168 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:53,750 What's caviar? 169 00:14:55,390 --> 00:15:00,510 Well, it's, uh, fish eggs. It's delicious. It costs $150 a pound. 170 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:04,130 Why so much? Chicken eggs only cost 79 cents a dozen. 171 00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:16,650 And Grandma's going to come along, too. 172 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,170 She ain't my grandmother. 173 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:22,770 You know, that lady didn't fall on her face because she got jet lag. 174 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,010 She got black lag. 175 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,730 Now, hold it, Willis. 176 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,490 My mother is very fair about prejudice. 177 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,870 She looks down on people of every color. 178 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:39,470 She's not really a bigot, you know. She's just a snob. 179 00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:43,550 And it's bothered me all of my life. Then why don't you tell her? 180 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,620 Well, it's not that easy with my mother. 181 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,560 You afraid of your mother? 182 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:52,380 Well, no, not really. But you see, she's getting old, and I don't see her that 183 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:54,140 much, and why upset her? 184 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,040 You know what I mean. Yeah, you're afraid of your mother. 185 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,980 You told us something was bothering us to speak up. 186 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,980 Now, how come that don't go for you, too? 187 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:10,660 Well, it really isn't the same thing, Willis. 188 00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:12,540 Look, your grandmother's a very nice lady. 189 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,920 Now, why don't you go downstairs and be nice to her? Give her a chance. 190 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,840 Look, if you'll do that for me, I'll do something nice for you. 191 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,300 Oh, we'll do it anyway, because you do a lot of nice things for us. 192 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,260 Yeah, in the past and in the future. 193 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,760 Okay, thanks, boys. 194 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Let's go. 195 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:23,710 be identical twins now you just relax grandma we'll take care of you now we 196 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,710 know all 197 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,860 and some little butter cookies. 198 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,680 Listen, Karen, where'd those come from? 199 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,560 You got a new hiding place for the cookies? 200 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:13,240 Yes, I found a good place beside your mouth. 201 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,340 Will you join me in a cup of tea, children? 202 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,660 Yeah, I'll have a shot. 203 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:18,820 You can shoot me, too. 204 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,220 Is this imported tea? 205 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:27,580 Oh, yes, ma 'am. It came all the way from the Bronx. 206 00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:43,290 she's going to have another attack at that old black lag. 207 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,330 Doesn't he, Mr. Drummond? 208 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,670 I think you're right, Willis. Mother, wait. 209 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:49,650 What is it, Junior? 210 00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:54,730 I don't quite know how to say this, but it's long overdue. 211 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:58,930 Mother, you're behaving like a spoiled, unreasonable snob. 212 00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:01,290 How dare you, Junior? 213 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:14,230 This is a family affair. 214 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:20,490 Mother, for your sake, I'm sorry that Arnold and Wills' father wasn't Dr. 215 00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:22,130 Bunch or Martin Luther King Jr. 216 00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:27,610 But they don't have to apologize to anybody because he was a janitor or 217 00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:28,429 they are black. 218 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:31,650 I didn't mean to imply... Ever since you walked in that door, you put everybody 219 00:20:31,650 --> 00:20:33,270 down, including me. 220 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:37,950 You still call me Jr. It's 40 years since I stopped sucking my thumb. 221 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:42,070 Are you quite finished? No, I'm not. 222 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:45,810 The only reason I'm telling you this, Mother, is that I love you. 223 00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:49,410 And it's a hurt to know that my own mother's a snob. 224 00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:52,030 I'm ashamed that I waited all these years to tell you this. 225 00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:57,590 I never knew you felt that way or that I'm that bad. 226 00:20:58,230 --> 00:20:59,230 I'm shocked. 227 00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:00,410 Well, you should be. 228 00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:02,210 Your values are a thing of the past. 229 00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:07,010 It's time you learned to accept people for what they are, not for what you 230 00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:08,010 like them to be. 231 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,940 Perhaps I'm a little set in my ways. 232 00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:19,260 A little set? 233 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,480 You're anchored in concrete. 234 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:28,120 How could my own son speak to me like that? 235 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,640 Because your own son wants you to be a part of his new family. 236 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,440 Now, the choice is yours, Mother. 237 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:40,320 Oh, well, I... I didn't mean to be a snob. 238 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,360 I... I'll try to change. 239 00:21:45,629 --> 00:21:48,690 But it isn't easy to break old habits. 240 00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:50,430 You can do it. 241 00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:54,590 It shouldn't be difficult for someone as loving and kind as you are. 242 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:56,810 And we'll help you. 243 00:21:58,330 --> 00:21:59,330 Won't we, children? 244 00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:02,670 Sure, Grandma. We all need to and love you very much. 245 00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:03,970 Don't we, guys? 246 00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:05,850 Yeah. 247 00:22:06,570 --> 00:22:07,850 I guess I can try. 248 00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:09,910 Yeah, me too. 249 00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:12,170 I never had a white grandma before. 250 00:22:18,430 --> 00:22:20,790 You're just adorable, Sam. 251 00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:33,130 Now we are, and we're going to celebrate by going out to dinner, including Mrs. 252 00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:36,430 Garrett. Mrs. Garrett? But she's... Yes, 253 00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:38,950 Mrs. Garrett is quite welcome. 254 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:50,570 It is so touching to see a family come together with love and affection after 255 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,610 such a rotten beginning. 256 00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,690 You're invited to have dinner with us at a marvelous new restaurant. 257 00:22:58,990 --> 00:23:00,610 Oh, I couldn't. 258 00:23:01,070 --> 00:23:03,090 Just give me a minute to change. 259 00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,910 Well, I'd better change, too. 260 00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:10,310 I'll only be a moment, Philip. 261 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:12,350 I'll be right down. 262 00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:13,550 Wait! 263 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:53,100 What might be right for you may not be right for some. A man is born. He's 264 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,360 a man of means. 265 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,240 Then along come two. 266 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,380 They got nothing but the genes. 267 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,540 They got different strokes. 268 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:07,640 They different strokes. They different strokes to move the world. 269 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,480 Different strokes. They different strokes.